Sep
14
2009
0

Asshole

Kanye West is an asshole.

His pathetic effort at an apology is meaningless.  Someone’s really got to get over himself.  Kanye, you are a selfish f***.  You have shown, on more than one occasion, that you have no respect for anyone other than yourself.  You are an egotistical bastard.  You are not worthy of your fans.  You are not worthy of your fame.  You are not worthy of your fortune.  I hope you are uninvited from future awards ceremonies.  At the very least, perhaps you’ll receive an invitation on the condition that you do not drink — at all.

Of course, then, you’ll cry like a baby that the producers are infringing your rights.  You’ll claim it’s because you’re black.  Of course, you didn’t give a damn about Ms. Swift’s right to accept her award without your antics.  And you interrupted a white girl to give props to a black girl.

Better yet, maybe you’ll get invited and they’ll strap you to your seat.

Grow up and get over yourself.  Fast.

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Written by fool in: Entertainment,Music,News |
Apr
27
2009
0

Wow!

GE says it has invented a disc – the same size as a current CD or DVD – that can hold the equivalent of 100 DVDs.  Wow!

Written by fool in: News,Science,Technology |
Jun
05
2008
0

Ballpark Kiss Stirs Conflict

You know the song a kiss is just a kiss.  Not so far.  Some kisses are different than others, at least at Seattle Mariners’ Safeco Field.

Last week a lesbian complained that an usher at Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing her date because it was making another fan uncomfortable.  The incident has reverberated through local TV, radio and the internet.  Sirbrina Guerrero and her date were approached in the third inning by an usher who told them their kissing was inappropriate.

The usher, Guerrero said, told them he had received a complaint from a woman nearby who said that there were kids in the crowd of nearly 36,000 and that parents would have to explain why two women were kissing.

“I was really just shocked,” Guerrero said. “Seattle is so gay-friendly. There was a couple like seven rows ahead making out. We were just showing affection.”

Two steps forward, one step back.

Written by fool in: Commentary,GLBT,News,SSM | Tags: , , , , ,
May
29
2008
0

Coffee Insanity

Michelle Malkin [click the link; it's worth it] is crazy. As much as right-wingers claim that liberals want to remove religion from every aspect of our public lives (not true), they engage in foolish conduct to get people outraged about the silliest, meaningless things.

From what is, in my opinion, a completely innocuous advertisement for Dunkin Donuts, Mrs. Malkin has blown up a tempest in a teacup. She defends against the boston.com‘s allegation that she was “yowling”. Although she (or her defenders) claim she didn’t make any accusations, she clearly wrote statements such as “hate couture” while trying to decide whether the choice of scarves is a result of ignorance or ideology.

Further, Mrs. Malkin asks, “Is Ray’s blunder worth boycotting DD over?” Of course, this question does not literally suggest or support a boycott of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. However, it does two things: 1) It actually raises the issue of a boycott 1 and 2) it actually assumes the the choice to wear a certain piece of clothing is a blunder 2. That’s spinning the story.

Oh. You haven’t heard about this issue. Okay. The issue is: Dunkin’ Donuts has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.

After Malkin and other bloggers suggested that the scarf worn by Ms. Ray in the advertisement indicated Dunkin’ Donuts’ and Ms. Ray’s support of terrorism Dunkin’ Donut decided to pull the ad. The scarf is – or resembles – the keffiyeh worn by many Arabs and, most importantly, Yasser Arafat. She indicates that the keffiyeh was “popularized” by the former Palestine leader. However, she ignores that the scarves have been used by many over the years. Indeed, according to the Wikipedia entry, British soldiers were wearing keffiyeh at least as early as World War II.

She queries: “It’s just a scarf, the clueless keffiyeh-wearers scoff. Would they say the same of fashion designers who marketed modified Klan-style hoods in Burberry plaid as the next big thing?” This foolish comparison ignores at least a couple things: 1) Klan hoods were are not fashion statements; they were primarily intended to hide the faces of their wearers, 2) the white hoods were symbolic of Klansmen’s beliefs in white supremacy, and 3) a “Klan-style hood in Burberry plaid would not have the same significance as a white hood – at all.

She even goes so far as to conclude that, “Fashion statements may seem insignificant, but when they lead to the mainstreaming of violence — unintentionally or not — they matter.” Has the Dunkin’ Donuts’ ad led to the mainstreaming of violence? She hasn’t offered any proof of that. She didn’t even write that conditionally (i.e., “when the could lead to the mainstreaming of violence”). She leaps from wearing a scarf to existing mainstreaming of violence with no bridge between the two.

Indeed, Malkin is as good as GWB in mischaracterizing those with she disagrees. For example, she writes:

It’s refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists. Too many of them bend over backward in the direction of anti-American political correctness. Naturally, liberal commentators on the Internet are now up in arms over Dunkin’ Donuts’ decision to yank the ad and mock anyone who expresses concern over the keffiyeh’s symbolism.3

Specifically, “[n]aturally, liberal commentators on the Internet are now up in arms over Dunkin’ Donuts’ decision to yank the ad and mock anyone who expresses concern over the keffiyeh’s symbolism.” I don’t think anyone is criticizing Dunkin’ Donuts. I think they are criticizing Mrs. Malkin and those who created this issue from nothing. The keffiyeh’s symbolism? You’re kidding, right?

She, like GWB, has managed to relate the most innocuous of things to terrorism. Maybe Malkin is bucking to replace Condi Rice this January should McCain win. It’s possible.

So, if I choose to wear a scarf made of fleece rather than wool, I must be anti-sheep farmers, right? Or worse, I must hate all Australians?  It couldn’t be that I am allergic to wool or that fleece is about, oh, a million times more comfortable than wool.

Similarly, if I choose to buy a Japanese car I must be anti-union? Oh wait. I am. Unions have done nothing more than pay workers more to make more expensive, lesser-quality American automobiles. But it doesn’t make me anti-American. I just think I am entitled to get the best quality for my money.

I guess if we can have “reverse discrimination,” we can have “reverse political correctness,” too. Malkin has ably shown that in her posts.

This issue is such a non-issue I can’t believe I have spent as much time on this post as I have. This is a foolish issue.

[Incidentally, it is my understanding that real keffiyeh do not have fringe-y tassels.]

  1. One wonders why.
  2. Of course, it is only a blunder because Mrs. Malkin says it’s a blunder.
  3. See here.

May
03
2008
0

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

My former employer, Bristol-Myers Squibb Co., has announced it is selling its ConvaTec unit for $4.1 billion to two private equity firms:  Nordic Capital and Avista Capital Partners.  ConvaTec had been Bristol-Myers’ ostomy and surgical equipment unit.

Apparently, cash will be used to help finance Bristol-Myers’s strategy to shift its focus to biopharmaceuticals.  

May
01
2008
0

So…

Why are gas prices so high?

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Apr
27
2008
0

Horrifying…

This story is absolutely horrifying.

Written by fool in: News | Tags:
Apr
20
2008
0

You Don’t Say…

Speaking at Speaking at the company’s annual Most Valuable Professionals event in Seattle, Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer, admitted that Windows Vista is an incomplete product, even though the operating system has been on the market for more than a year.

[As an aside, as a trademark lawyer, it drives me insane that The Register.com places a ® symbol after every article/entry. Trademark law does not protect your writing. Copyright does. It just looks silly.]

Written by fool in: News,Technology |
Apr
20
2008
0

“Question Authority”

I am copying and pasting this article because I can’t do any better re-writing it (source here):

A CITIZEN who watched a cop illegally park, then walk into a Chinese restaurant to wait for his food, has issued the officer a series of citizen-initiated parking violations.

Eric Bryant says he was sitting in the SanSai Japanese Grill on NW 21st and Hoyt on March 7 when he witnessed Officer Chad Stensgaard pull up and park his patrol car illegally, next to a “No Parking” sign.

Stensgaard walked into the restaurant wearing his police uniform, but did not make any arrests or citations. Instead, he turned his attention to the basketball game on television, according to Bryant. When Bryant asked Stensgaard about his vehicle, Stensgaard allegedly acknowledged being in a no-parking zone but asked Bryant, “If someone broke into your house, would you rather have the police be able to park in front of your house or have to park three blocks away and walk there?”

Bryant returned to his seat, and says shortly afterward he watched a restaurant employee hand the officer a plastic bag before he left. Unfortunately for Officer Stensgaard, Bryant had recently passed the Oregon bar exam, and decided to pursue the matter further.

“If he had acknowledged and corrected his error, we could have avoided this whole thing,” says Bryant. “But instead, he kept watching basketball and told me he wasn’t doing anything wrong.”

 Now, using ORS 153.058, Bryant—as a private citizen—has initiated violation proceedings against Officer Stensgaard. Bryant alleges Stensgaard was in violation of state statutes on illegal parking, illegal stopping, obeying parking restrictions on state highways, and illegal operation of an emergency vehicle or ambulance—the violations carry fines totaling $540.

Officer Stensgaard has received a Multnomah County summons to appear in traffic court on May 23. Meanwhile Bryant denies he is just stirring up trouble.

“Citizens should be concerned that he used his status as an officer of the law as justification for breaking the law,” he says.

Stensgaard declined comment through the cops’ office of public information.

I’m all for this.  It helps answer the question, “Who’s watching the watchers?”  However, I hope that Bryant will not be staying in that town for too long.

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Tu et ego.

Written by fool in: Commentary,Legal,News,Odd |
Apr
20
2008
0

Lowest of the Low

Former Mayor of Adelanto, California, Jim Nehmans and his wife, Kelly, have pleaded guilty to grand theft by embezzlement and perjury.

They stood accused of theft of more than $20,000 from local Little League coffers.  They took money from the league’s annual fireworks sales. He resigned as mayor on March 31; they have been sentenced to six (6) months jail time.

Sad, sad, sad…

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